What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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