just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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