Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize