just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize