I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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