So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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