last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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