why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We need to rekindle our bromance
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I need you to use more vowels.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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