Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize