I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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