Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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