Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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