My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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