the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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