at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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