Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
