he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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