Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
it glows. i had to have it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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