How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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