Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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