the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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