I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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