He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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