I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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