some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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