I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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