My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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