I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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