yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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