But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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