what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
