Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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