honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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