lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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