I want to have your abortion
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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