Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I didn't shave. On purpose
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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