she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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