id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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