what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
