How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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