I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Your penis caused this!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
