covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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