Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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