On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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