Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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