everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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