Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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