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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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