real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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