I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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